can’t believe none of yall will buy my feet pics you’re all fake fans
(((Is 10$ reasonable?!?! Ive never bought feetpics, is 10$ a lot???)))
So I know the world’s falling apart but can we PLEASE talk about how @wendys just dropped a tabletop RPG?
I wanna talk about Feast of Legends.
Let’s start by digging into their 97 page player’s guide and learn about The Clapback Queen, Queen Wendy, First of Her Name.
Feast of Legends takes place in the fantastical realm of Beef’s Keep in the nation of Freshtovia. Painted in a pretty negative light are the United Clown Nations, likely a reference to McDonald’s, Jack in the Box, and the Insane Clown Posse.
Here’s a map of Beef’s Keep, showing the wide variety of locations ranging from Lake John Silver to the Roast Beach.
Classes are divided into their Orders, including the orders of Sides, Beef, and Chicken.
Character sheets are accessible but still detailed. Rules on rolling stats are available, as is a free dice roller.
There’s a very good weapons table, including information on each item’s throwability.
Also, presumably to justify this project to the marketing team, you get buffs if you, the player, are eating Wendy’s as you play, and you get punished HARSHLY if you are eating anything else.
I say this all without even taking into account the entire campaign handbook that they’ve included, which I’m not even close to emotionally prepared enough to read at this point.
This is all incredible, and I’m so proud of @wendys for making such a good decision to release Feast of Legends.
Also, @wendys , please hit me up so I can make an officially sanctioned actual play podcast of Feast of Legends. I’ve already claimed the twitter handle and everything. I’m not joking in the slightest. Please, @Wendy’s. The time is now. My DMs are open.
the water warriors fighting for access to clean water for all
the teenagers imprisoned for fighting back against oppressive regimes
those fighting for access to education for all
for the future of the planet
for gender equality
for safety and protection from gun violence
for governmental representation and engagement for youths
for the rights of immigrants
for syria and the rights of refugees
for literacy and the representation of WOC in books
for trans and queer rights
for protection of girls against forced marriage and child slavery
i hope that one day we live in a world where children are allowed to just be children, where they dont have to fight tooth and nail for their rights and their futures, but i could not be prouder of this generation
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flashing tw for the percy jackson musical ad on youtube :/
theres flashing right before the skip appears and pretty much right after it appears so yeah
Non epileptics please rb this making these posts shouldn’t be my job
